$OYEN
0% waking the herd...
$OYEN fair launch · lp burned

the chillest coin on the chain

$OYEN CAPYBARA CAT

an orange cat raised by a capybara herd.
nobody told him he's a cat. the whole colony's in on it.

An orange cat standing among a herd of capybaras, all eating grass together ▶ watch the story
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001 · the story

he's a cat. he lives with capybaras. he's completely fine.

One orange cat wandered into the meadow and the capybara herd just...let him stay. Now he grazes when they graze, naps in the pile when they nap, and has never once questioned it. $OYEN is that cat. The calmest thing on the entire blockchain. No roadmap stress. No utility panic. Just grass, sunshine, and a colony that always shows up.

0% buy / sell tax
0% LP burned
0confused cat
chill / sec
The capybara and the orange cat
An orange cat curled up against a pile of real capybaras
real footage. the actual cat. the actual pile.

002 · caught on camera

the capybara cat, in motion.

the clip that started the colony.

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003 · tokenomics

no tricks. just loaf.

everything a chill coin should be, and nothing it shouldn't.

01TAX

1 / 1

1% buy tax. 1% sell tax. graze in peace.

02LIQUIDITY

100% BURNED

LP tokens sent to the void. the pool isn't going anywhere.

03CONTRACT

RENOUNCED

ownership renounced. no dev keys. no rug handle.

04REWARDS

USDG Rewards

holders get to chew on the USDG reward pasture.

004 · the orange machine

pull the lever. meet the herd.

$OYEN
TODAY'S HERD MOOD

pull the lever to roll a mood

0 moods rolled today

005 · how to buy

join the colony.

four steps. no stress. the capybara way.

  1. 1

    get a wallet

    Install Metamask (or any wallet that supports Robinhood) on your phone or browser. Takes a minute.

  2. 2

    Fund it with Robinhood ETH

    Buy ETH on Robinhood and send it to your wallet — or skip the transfer and buy it straight from MetaMask using Robinhood as your payment method.

  3. 3

    swap for $OYEN

    Connect to Uniswap or 1inch, switch to the Robinhood Chain network, paste the $OYEN contract address, and swap your ETH.

  4. 4

    stay chill

    You're in the colony now. Find a patch of grass. Sit near a capybara.

GET $OYEN

006 · the capy plan

a plan, technically.

we wrote it down so it counts.

phase 1

loaf

Fair launch. LP burned. Contract renounced. The little guy sits down.

phase 2

waddle

CoinGecko & CMC listings. Trending on DEX tools. First 1,000 holders in the colony.

phase 3

orange pill

Sticker packs, meme raids, CEX conversations. The herd goes wide.

phase 4

capybara domination

Every timeline has a capybara cat on it. Total, peaceful takeover.