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1% buy tax. 1% sell tax. graze in peace.
the chillest coin on the chain
an orange cat raised by a capybara herd.
nobody told him he's a cat. the whole colony's in on it.
001 · the story
One orange cat wandered into the meadow and the capybara herd just...let him stay. Now he grazes when they graze, naps in the pile when they nap, and has never once questioned it. $OYEN is that cat. The calmest thing on the entire blockchain. No roadmap stress. No utility panic. Just grass, sunshine, and a colony that always shows up.
002 · caught on camera
the clip that started the colony.
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003 · tokenomics
everything a chill coin should be, and nothing it shouldn't.

1% buy tax. 1% sell tax. graze in peace.

LP tokens sent to the void. the pool isn't going anywhere.

ownership renounced. no dev keys. no rug handle.

holders get to chew on the USDG reward pasture.
004 · the orange machine
pull the lever to roll a mood
005 · how to buy
four steps. no stress. the capybara way.
Install Metamask (or any wallet that supports Robinhood) on your phone or browser. Takes a minute.
Buy ETH on Robinhood and send it to your wallet — or skip the transfer and buy it straight from MetaMask using Robinhood as your payment method.
Connect to Uniswap or 1inch, switch to the Robinhood Chain network, paste the $OYEN contract address, and swap your ETH.
You're in the colony now. Find a patch of grass. Sit near a capybara.
006 · the capy plan
we wrote it down so it counts.
Fair launch. LP burned. Contract renounced. The little guy sits down.
CoinGecko & CMC listings. Trending on DEX tools. First 1,000 holders in the colony.
Sticker packs, meme raids, CEX conversations. The herd goes wide.
Every timeline has a capybara cat on it. Total, peaceful takeover.